Subject: Holiday Greetings to Everyone!!
For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish
you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar
year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America
in the Western Hemisphere , And without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference
of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
