perryrankin on Thunderbucks.com get's credit for this. What do you think?
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
>> > States .
>> > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
>> > "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
>> > housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
>> >
>> > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
>> >
>> > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
>> > such a beautiful country here in America !"
>> >
>> > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
>> >
>> > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
>> > shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
>> >
>> > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am
>> > not American!"
>> >
>> > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
>> >
>> > She says, "No, I am from Russia !"
>> >
>> > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
>> >
>> > The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."