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Offline dodd3

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Subject: My Morning
« on: July 12, 2007, 03:51:08 PM »


thought everyone would like this joke.


Subject: My Morning

I rear ended a car this morning...
I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's how the fight started...
bernie ;D
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Re: Subject: My Morning
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 05:49:24 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D LOL
" In the beginning of change, the patriot is a brave and scarce man,hated and scorned. when the cause succeeds however,the timid join him...for then it cost nothing to be a patriot. "
-Mark Twain
"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms."
-- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787. ME 6:373, Papers 12:356