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Offline GRIMJIM

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Jesus is watching you
« on: September 20, 2007, 12:41:48 PM »
>   A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around,
>   looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in
his
>   sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus
> is
>   watching you."
>
>   He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.
>   When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> himself
>
>   a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
began
>   searching for more valuables.
>
>   Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
Clear
> as
>   a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his
> light
>   around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
>
>   Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on
> a
>   parrot.
>
>   Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>
>   "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
> you."
>
>   The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>
>   "Moses," replied the bird.
>
>   "Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a
bird
>   Moses?"
>




>   "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
>
> .
>


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Re: Jesus is watching you
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 05:00:06 PM »
Now that's funny--right there.
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Re: Jesus is watching you
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 04:28:18 PM »
A classic  ;D
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.