>I just got this in an e-mail and thought you might find it interesting.
Remember this as Hillary runs for President
>
> PLEASE REMEMBER THIS FOREVER
>
> Worse than you thought & worth remembering
> and this came from a Democrat
> Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton,
> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending
> my "Thank you"
> for what you have done, specifically:
>
> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
> Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
> Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
>
> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
> planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him,
> but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
>
> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
> (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have
> to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know
> that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex
> while the other one does NOT have sex.
>
> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
> generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
> "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
>
> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
> graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful,
> and John Kennedy look moral.
>
> 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
> 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
>
> 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges
> and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
>
> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of
> our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
> carefully disguised as necessary trips.
>
> 9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really
> didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more
> deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for
> all of your globe-trotting. I understand your, family and your
> cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
> administration.
>
> 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
> of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile.
> We will love to have them rejoin society.
> (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
>
> 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
> housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
>
> 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
> for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
> also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China,
> silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass,
> flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1.
>
> The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars
> spent on jetfuel. Thank you!
>
> 13. Please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance
> for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
> your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
>>
> 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel
> to let Mohammed Atta go free.
> Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The
> Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo
> agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
> release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would
> not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at
> the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
> Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed
> Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane
> into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of
> the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first
> identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why
> shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
>
> What a guy!!
>
> If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
> facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
> spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
>
> SINCERELY,
> A US Citizen
>
> PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
the
> Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful,
> factual e-mail.
>
> AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
> State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and
> Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected,
> she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would
> it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4
> years?)
>
> If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He
> is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
> outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who
> pays for that?
> WE DO!
>
> It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
> residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale
> Chappaqua, New York.
> Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for
> life. Still makes sense.
>
> Here it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around
> $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the
> acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
>
> The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for
> the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
> mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
> Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as
> well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all
> perfectly legal!
>
> When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
