Many a truth is said in jest.. keep this little story in mind next fall. Best, D.
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The
florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, an d when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy
and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up
there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his
door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Republican is
very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open, there is a thank you card and a gift certificate for lunch at
a nearby restaurant.
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Democrat is
very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber
goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
left and right.
