I'm drinkin if Butler's buyin. That don't happen often. Welcome, Cody. Hope you can bring some class to this hopeless bunch of wore out cowpersons.
Since I'm here, might as well share this on with you.
There was a Cowboy that walked in to a bar, and ask for ten shots of Whiskey,
drank the first five shots real fast, the bartender ask him why he did that?
He said I can do that if you have what I have.
Then he drunk the other five just as fast as the first five.
And the bartender told him not to do that.
he said you can if you have what I have.
so the Bartender asked him what do you have?
and the Cowboy said.
"Only fifty cents"