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Loosing Weight Over the Holidays...
« on: December 08, 2007, 02:17:58 AM »
...One time when I was young visiting my folks for the holidays, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

   I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built and scantily clad young women.

  "Mom, what's up with this ?"  I asked.

  "Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over eat," she answered.

  "Well, is it working?"  I asked.

  "Yes and No," she explained.  "I've lost 5 pounds, but your dad has gained 20 !"

 :)  Merry Christmas.....TM7


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Re: Loosing Weight Over the Holidays...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 02:19:17 AM »
 :D
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Re: Loosing Weight Over the Holidays...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2007, 03:04:25 AM »
 ::) :) :D ;D  Good one..TM
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Re: Loosing Weight Over the Holidays...
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 10:01:38 AM »
 :D :D :D Thats a good one!!
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Re: Loosing Weight Over the Holidays...
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 12:19:04 PM »
 :D :D
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Re: Loosing Weight Over the Holidays...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2007, 06:04:42 PM »
 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

Good one!