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Offline Hammerspur

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"The Husband Store"
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:08:09 AM »
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:

'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!'
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you
ascend the flights.You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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Re: "The Husband Store"
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 12:18:19 PM »
Very funny.
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Re: "The Husband Store"
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 12:30:43 PM »
Boy that sure is the truth. ;D Dale
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Re: "The Husband Store"
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 01:27:09 PM »
I like that, its kinda like I have said for years (quote LOVE IS GRAND )  its a grand here and a grand there / ten grand here and ten grand there etc. etc.   JIM