Author Topic: down with the sickness (Read 4205 times)

myronman3 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:48:58 PM »

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I just went back and read many of his back posts. I have to say there is a lot of funny stuff in there. If you have not read some of his back posts it is a must read. Dale

oh a must read for sure. so much so, i think he should have his own forum....hmmmm i can see it now..... all we have to do is think of a title for his forum, then vote it through.

how about "the life and times of jamaldog87", or "airsoft assasin" or "the amazing internet persona jamal" or my personal favorite "shooting the breezes with jamal"

myronman3 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:58:10 PM »

matter of fact, if you guys go to the "request a forum" forum, i got the ball rolling. please go show your support for it.

navylawdog · « **Reply #32 on:** February 27, 2008, 12:59:58 AM »

Quote from: Jerry Lester on February 24, 2008, 07:44:41 PM

I don't think it needs to go to the GB dump. I think this one, along with all the other ones should be forwarded to the proper authorities in his area. Normally, I'm a "live and let live" kind of person, but here's how I see this thing lately. If he's a kid, somebody needs to see that if he "really" has been doing ignorant stuff like he posts here that he gets the dicipline, or maybe even mental help he needs. If he's an adult, then somebody needs to lock him up before he causes somebody elses kid, or kids from being hurt, or worse.

Either way, all of us on here know, and have known about this potential problem for a long time, and if we turn a blind eye, and something tragic does happen, I feel like were're all kinda partially responsible. If I'm wrong, or out of line, then just tell me, but if I'm in the right, then I think somebody should act pretty quick before something bad does happen to this idiot, or some poor soul around him.

As far as dump shooting, there's nothing wrong with it, and I've done it myself. It's just the manner in which this fellow conducts(or claims to anyway) his self while supposedly hunting/shooting.

I have to agree with you Jerry. Just call it in my nature or my job. I just can't find breaking the law funny whether it is a joke or not because someday it might be real. There is a story that comes to mind.... Something to do with a little boy and a wolf... Aw heck! I don't remember but you get the idea.

Some elaborate story about how the big one got away even if it was a doe or totally made up that could be humorous and a whole lot more believable.

Navylawdog

billy_56081 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 27, 2008, 03:07:27 AM »

I find Jamal's posts to be the "Far Side" of GB. Lighten up if anyone can't see that his posts are pure fiction and pretty funny, you need to get a sence of humor.

DalesCarpentry · « **Reply #34 on:** February 27, 2008, 03:33:31 AM »

I don't have a rat story for you but I sure have a big Groundhog story for you. I just got my 243 Remington 700 SPS Varmint. Last summer I killed many Groundhogs with my Handi 204 and the Ultra Varmint 243. I just traded those away for my new SPS. I new this rifle was a shooter from the first time I took it to the range. I managed to shoot 3 shot groups at 300 yards that measured 7/8". I was just really looking forward for my first hunt with this new rifle. I really wanted to have a good hunt and to take it's virginity. Well I hunt a few farms around my area and headed out to the ones I have the most luck with. With no luck on the other two I was headed to the third farm when I had this big old Groundhog run right out in front of my truck. I skidded off the side of the road because I do not go out of my way to run any animal over. Well this big guy pissed me off. I got out of the truck grabbed the SPS and ran after him. He headed out back of the barn. I followed him. I was just heading to where I saw him last. I came around to the back of the barn hopping to see where he went, when I came across a Groundhog mound that was about 6 feet tall!!!!!!!! I was like what the hell is this!!!!! I walk up to this mound not really knowing what it was when I guess momma pop ed out. She must have been 8 feet tall and I was scared Sh**less. Then her little friends started to run at me. I fired a couple shots. I think I took a couple out before I got back to the truck. I threw my rifle in the back and jumped in the truck. Where I crashed off the side of the road I was kind of stuck in the side of a tree. Here comes momma after me and she gave me just the bump I needed to free me from that tree or she would have eaten me. I have not been back to that farm yet and ever after. PS SniperVLS We wilol not be hunting this farm this summer if you come to hunt some Groundhogs with me. Dale

Qaz · « **Reply #35 on:** February 27, 2008, 02:35:42 PM »

You are right Dale that is a tall one, " 7/8" @ 300yd three shot group". Now that is right up there with Jamal dog.

myronman3 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 27, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Qaz on February 27, 2008, 02:35:42 PM

You are right Dale that is a tall one, " 7/8" @ 300yd three shot group". Now that is right up there with Jamal dog.

it just keeps getting better!!!

DalesCarpentry · « **Reply #37 on:** February 27, 2008, 07:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Qaz on February 27, 2008, 02:35:42 PM

You are right Dale that is a tall one, " 7/8" @ 300yd three shot group". Now that is right up there with Jamal dog.

That part of the story is true. My 243 Remington 700 will shoot that good. Here is a target I shot at 300 yards with it. Dale

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #38 on:** February 27, 2008, 08:04:01 PM »

no , no no no !
JAMAL DOG did it with a 380 after swimming a river starting a dump fire , fighting off the rat horde and swimming back to chicken lady !
nice group fer sure but not in his world !

Cheesehead · « **Reply #39 on:** February 27, 2008, 08:40:16 PM »

Shootall is right.

That group needs to be posted on the jamaldog forum if it gets enough yes votes.

Cheese

navylawdog · « **Reply #40 on:** February 28, 2008, 04:42:49 PM »

Quote from: DALESCARPENTRY on February 27, 2008, 03:33:31 AM

I don't have a rat story for you but I sure have a big Groundhog story for you. I just got my 243 Remington 700 SPS Varmint. Last summer I killed many Groundhogs with my Handi 204 and the Ultra Varmint 243. I just traded those away for my new SPS. I new this rifle was a shooter from the first time I took it to the range. I managed to shoot 3 shot groups at 300 yards that measured 7/8". I was just really looking forward for my first hunt with this new rifle. I really wanted to have a good hunt and to take it's virginity. Well I hunt a few farms around my area and headed out to the ones I have the most luck with. With no luck on the other two I was headed to the third farm when I had this big old Groundhog run right out in front of my truck. I skidded off the side of the road because I do not go out of my way to run any animal over. Well this big guy pissed me off. I got out of the truck grabbed the SPS and ran after him. He headed out back of the barn. I followed him. I was just heading to where I saw him last. I came around to the back of the barn hopping to see where he went, when I came across a Groundhog mound that was about 6 feet tall!!!!!!!! I was like what the hell is this!!!!! I walk up to this mound not really knowing what it was when I guess momma pop ed out. She must have been 8 feet tall and I was scared Sh**less. Then her little friends started to run at me. I fired a couple shots. I think I took a couple out before I got back to the truck. I threw my rifle in the back and jumped in the truck. Where I crashed off the side of the road I was kind of stuck in the side of a tree. Here comes momma after me and she gave me just the bump I needed to free me from that tree or she would have eaten me. I have not been back to that farm yet and ever after. PS SniperVLS We wilol not be hunting this farm this summer if you come to hunt some Groundhogs with me. Dale

Now I have to admit that one is funny Dale. But that is because it is so darn unbelievable so it becomes funny. With Jamal it seems to come off like he wants people to believe him and think he is "COOL". If he would just tell a tall one and then admit that yeah I was trying to be funny it would be a whole lot more funny. JMO!

Navylawdog

buffermop · « **Reply #41 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:17:19 PM »

The question is "What has he been smoking"?

Jerry Lester · « **Reply #42 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:32:35 PM »

Quote from: buffermop on February 28, 2008, 06:17:19 PM

The question is "What has he been smoking"?

Why, he's smoking the stuff that the Colombians gave him after they contracted him to kill out all the attack rats from their barns where they cure their dope of course. Don't you remember? He killed about 1500 of them with a drinking straw that fired custom made aluminum spit wad balls imported from Sweden. They were all dropped in their tracks as he shot them in the eye sockets except for the one queen rat that weighed 17 pounds. It took 9 shots with his 380 as she charged him, and she slid to a stop against his shoe in a cloud of dust just as the slide locked open on the last shot. He said she would've hit the ground quicker if he hadn't been using that top secret experimental military exploding 380 ammo. I don't blame him for giving it a bad review to the Generals after all nine round failed to explode on impact.

By the way, good one Dale!

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #43 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:37:05 AM »

I guess ya'll wouldn't believe the story about some buddies and i going to a dump !
we set some ammonia bottles up to shoot seems some one ditched a case of the stuff . As we put holes in the bottles the liquid filled the dump and all the rats came at us ! seeing right off that our guns and ammo was not going to be enough we were forced to make several bazookas out of old beer and drink cans ! we used an abandoned hair spray can to fuel them and gravel and small pieces of junk laying on the ground as ammo ! It was nip & tuck for some time but we prevailed and carried the day !
As this is such an everyday affair no rat count was taken but at least 9 possum were accounted for on the end of the dump where road kill is thrown !
we didn't swim a river but did drive thru. a few mud holes on the way !
In the end the cops came saw the deal and gave us all awards !

DalesCarpentry · « **Reply #44 on:** February 29, 2008, 03:58:27 AM »

Some funny stuff!!!

Dale

Qaz · « **Reply #45 on:** March 03, 2008, 06:17:05 AM »

Jerry, I almost fell down laughing at that one, now if I can just start breathing again!

Qaz

rex6666 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:31:19 AM »

WELL
i can see that most of you guys have never been a good ole country rat hunt.
I wish i lived close to Jamal we could really have some good times, i would like to hear more about the lion on the island.

trotterlg · « **Reply #47 on:** March 08, 2008, 07:57:04 AM »

House Hunt

I need to begin the story with a little background. I live in a housing
development with lots of open space, so there are lots of critters around, I
also have a barely domesticated female cat that is at least 12th generation
Indian Reservation stock, so is very good at hunting. Now the story:

Late one night after having more than a few drinks I was awakened by a great
commotion down stairs. I flipped on the light at the head of the stairs to see
one of the biggest rats I have ever seen. It was sitting on the back of a chair
fending off the cat, which had apparently drug it in for the main course of a
midnight snack, which it does frequently. The rat had other plans, and, being
large, aggressive and holding the high ground, was keeping the cat in check.
The wife was up by now watching the whole cat rat fight thing, lots of hissing
spitting and biting. I grabbed up my single cock pellet rifle and loaded up a
pellet, lined up on the rat on the back of the chair with the wife yelling at
me not to shoot the cat. One shot mid section of the rat knocked him off the
chair, it was a through and through shot with the pellet hitting the Piano
(which was a bad thing) the rat then proceeded to run around the living room
leaking blood with the cat after it. The carpet now had little blood spots in
pinwheel patterns and the wife was telling me I had killed the piano. The rat
finally crawled under an end table and holed up in the corner, and the cat
couldn’t get it out. I then went to plan B, with was my pellet pistol. With
the pistol in one hand and a flashlight in the other I pulled back the end
table, stuck the pistol up to the rat which proceeded to try bite the end off
the barrel which didn’t really work out too well for the rat. With the rat
finally dispatched, the cat ran out of the house, I collected the rat, threw it
out the window and went back to bed. Next day was spent cleaning the carpet and
trying to patch up a pellet hole in the piano, which I never could do to the
wife’s satisfaction. This is as true a story as I can remember it and is the
best house hunt I have ever had. Larry

DalesCarpentry · « **Reply #48 on:** March 08, 2008, 08:54:01 AM »

Now thats funny. Dale

trotterlg · « **Reply #49 on:** March 08, 2008, 03:48:29 PM »

navylawdog: If no one in this country ever broke "the law" you would still be paying tea tax to England. Larry

Jerry Lester · « **Reply #50 on:** March 09, 2008, 06:10:40 AM »

I think I might have just wet myself

navylawdog · « **Reply #51 on:** March 10, 2008, 04:02:57 PM »

Quote from: trotterlg on March 08, 2008, 03:48:29 PM

navylawdog: If no one in this country ever broke "the law" you would still be paying tea tax to England. Larry

Well trotter this may be true but there is a little bit of a difference. If you are breaking "the law" to better your way of life or to fight oppression then I believe that may be a bit different than breaking "the law" just to be a delinquent. Even if both are breaking "the law" one has a purpose and the other doesn't except to make life miserable for others.

Navylawdog

trotterlg · « **Reply #52 on:** March 11, 2008, 07:57:47 PM »

There is no difference at all, we all get to choose which laws to break, there is always a risk, but you can do whatever you want, that is the greatest thing about this country, you have the freedom and ability to do anything you want. If you want to start a revolution it is only illegal if you loose. Larry

manofthe45 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 13, 2008, 07:42:07 PM »

Quote from: trotterlg on March 11, 2008, 07:57:47 PM

If you want to start a revolution it is only illegal if you loose. Larry

Don't believe him ask any southerner. Course we don't plan on losing next time! It may be sooner than you think if the arab/muslim becomes president of these illegal filled states of america

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #54 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:50:35 AM »

next time it won't be a revolution , it will be hold what you can when it comes apart ! that is if all the negatives come true !
lets hope not !

Glanceblamm · « **Reply #55 on:** March 15, 2008, 07:27:10 AM »

Could be as bad as U.N. troops running loose in our streets under the guise of a trumped up emergency.
Again, Let's Hope Not!