Little Johnny went to school one day, all excited because he was going to have a new baby sister or brother.
The teacher was excited as well, and told Johnny to keep them informed on how things were going.
A few weeks later, Johnny announced that they found out he was going to have a brother. And was he ever excited now.
A week or so later, Johnny and his mother were watching TV, and she asked Johnny if he would like to feel the baby move. "Sure!" he said.
So his mother placed his hand on her stomach, and let him feel the baby kick. Johnny's eyes got real wide.
A few weeks went by, and the teacher asked Johnny why he hadn't said anything to the class about his new baby brother coming?
Johnny looked up at the teacher and said, " Because I think my mommy ate him. "
