3 moonshiners rolled into the checkstation,dead bear on hood of 1968 stationwagon,wreaking of mountain dew . game warden requested license and bg stamp and issued warning for that among other things. they purchased the proper license and more mountain dew and rolled into the checkstation feeling very good about the second bear the 3 had killed. the game warden thanked them for being legal and warned them about their condition. before they drove off the warden asked them why was there a bullet hole in each paw and between the bears eyes? the moonshiners replied" when they throwed the spotlight on him he covered his eyes"
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