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Humor: Meaning of the word service
« on: July 11, 2008, 07:48:53 PM »
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM!  It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.


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Re: Humor: Meaning of the word service
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 11:29:25 PM »
not always.i was in the service for 4 yrs.but we probably gave libya some service 83-87 usn
WHATS THAT SMELL?                                                                                                  USS FORRESTAL CV-59  1983-1987 r div ht2