The new bride and groom were sitting on the edge of the bed on their wedding night, when the man says, " Honey, I have a confession to make."
" What's that dear?", the young bride asks.
" Well," he says. " I am a golf fanatic. There will be times when I will practice all day long, and then there will be times when I will be late for dinner, family functions, you name it. I just can't help myself. It is all I think about."
" Well," the new bride says, " I guess I should admit to something as well.
" What is that my dear?" he asks.
" Well, I'm a hooker. "
" Oh well that's not a problem! All you have to do is move your left hand a little more over the grip, and..................."
