A man walked into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him, and ordered a hamburger, fries, and a coke.
Turning to the ostrich, he said, "how about you ?" The ostrich said, "I'll have the same."
The waitress brought the order, and said "That will be $9.40 please."
The man dug in his pocket and dumped a handfull of bills and coins on the counter.
The waitress counted it out, and was surprised it was the exact amount.
The following day, the man and ostrich returned, and the man ordered a Hamberger, fries, and a coke, and the ostrich said, "Make that two."
The waitress brought the order, and requested $9.40, and once again the man dug out a clump of bills and coins, which proved to be the exact amount.
Next day, the man and ostrich returned, and the waitress said, "The usual ?", to which the man replied, "No, this is Friday, so I will have a steak, medium well, a baked potato, and a salad." The ostrich says, "The same here."
The waitress brings the order, and says, "That will be $42.30." The man digs in his pocket and produces a wad of cash that counts out to be exactly $42.30.
Unable to hold her curiosity, the waitress asks, "How do you always bring out the exact amount ?"
The man explains how he bought an old house, and while cleaning out the attic, found this fancy old bottle. " I pulled the cork, and out came a genie, who thanked me for releasing him, and grated me two wishes."
"I thought about it, then asked that whenever I bought something, The exact amount needed would always be in my pocket."
The waitress said, "Wow, that was pretty clever." "Most people would have wished for a million dollars or something, and sooner or later, would be out of money, but you will always have whatever cash you need."
The man replied, "Yup, and it's there no matter if I buy a pack of gum, or a new Rolls Royce, the money is always in my pocket."
The waitress says, "OK, but whats with the ostrich ?"
The man looked at the ostrich and sighed, "Well, my second wish was for a tall chick with long legs, a big butt, and would always agree with everything I said."
