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Offline Singleshotsam

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Scientist creates life in lab...
« on: September 29, 2008, 06:52:00 AM »
A scientist had just finished interviewing w/ a world renown council after he claimed to have created life.
On the walk back to his car, God appears in front of him.  "Good day, my son" says God.

"Hi" says the scientist and walks past.

God turns around and asks "Do you refuse to acknowledge the Almighty God?!"

The scientist turns around and says.  "We have no use for you anymore...I have just created life.  What use are you to us anymore?"

God looks at the scientist and says, "Well, I can see that I have finally created a human smarter than myself.  I want to see you work.  Let us both create a human right now."  The scientist agrees...

God reaches down, picks up a handful of dirt and the scientist reaches down to follow suit...

"Woa...just wait a second!"  God said... "You make your own dirt!"
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Re: Scientist creates life in lab...
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 08:15:21 AM »
Amen!
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Re: Scientist creates life in lab...
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 09:45:42 AM »
On a serious note to that: I truly fear for those people out there that think our knowledge and technology have made God  obsolete.
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Re: Scientist creates life in lab...
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 10:12:43 AM »
Can't rule them out.  There will always be some.  Gotta believe there are significantly more God fearing folk to keep the others in check...trouble is it only takes one or two (and a bleeding heart Congress) to put it to the rest of us (I'm bristling over past decisions).
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