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Offline DalesCarpentry

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Don't forget to mark your calenders.
« on: October 17, 2008, 02:08:20 PM »
Don't forget to mark your calenders.
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
> see any woman other than his wife naked.  He must commit
> suicide if he does.   So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time,
> all American women are asked to walk out of their house
> completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
> terrorists.   Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
> in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and
> to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other
> than their wife, and to show support for all American women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
> at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root
> out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
> anti-terrorist activity.  God bless America !
>
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.  If you
> don't send this you're a
> terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the
> position of posing as a national threat!

Sounds like a great idea to me. Dale
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Re: Don't forget to mark your calenders.
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2008, 02:14:24 PM »
ROFL!!!!  ;D :D ;D 

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Re: Don't forget to mark your calenders.
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 02:20:28 PM »
ROFL!!!!  ;D :D ;D 

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Heather I am not good at short hand. Does that mean rolling on the floor?  ;D Dale
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Re: Don't forget to mark your calenders.
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 05:02:29 PM »
It's amazing that a muslim male can do homesexual acts and that is perfectly ok



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Re: Don't forget to mark your calenders.
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 05:33:22 PM »
It's amazing that a muslim male can do homesexual acts and that is perfectly ok



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Hell if a Muslim was to see me nude and have to kill themselves afterwards. I would be willing to parade around the block myself. It would most likely just make them blind though. :o ;) ;D Hey that still might serve some good though. How dangerous is a blind terrorist? Dale
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Re: Don't forget to mark your calenders.
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2008, 07:04:58 AM »
ROFL!!!!  ;D :D ;D 

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Heather I am not good at short hand. Does that mean rolling on the floor?  ;D Dale

Rolling on floor laughing!!!   :D Not really but was laughing harder than I normally do for lol..laugh out loud... ;D

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