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Offline Rustyinfla

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Christmas shopping
« on: December 17, 2008, 05:46:02 PM »

   I went Christmas shopping for my wife this evening.


   I told the sales lady I wanted some perfume for my wife, so she handed me a bottle. I sniffed it and she smiled and said, that's $90 a bottle. I handed it back and asked, do you have anything a little less expensive?

    She handed me another bottle, I sniffed it and she said that's $60 a bottle. Seeing we weren't getting to my price range I asked, could I see  something cheap?






  She handed me a mirror.
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Re: Christmas shopping
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2008, 09:34:36 AM »
...then you left $5.00 on the counter and said "Thanks.  She'll love it!" over your shoulder to the Counter Help as you headed for the door. 

Shopping over, you walked to the Sports Bar, sat down, broke back a Cold One, and watched the Bears get trounced by the Eagles.

Life is Good! ;)