One day the foreign maid told the lady of the house she was quitting. When asked why the maid said, "I'm in the family way."
"You can't be! Who is it, Maria?"
"Your husband and your son," Maria replied.
Horrified the lady demanded an explanation.
"Well," Maria replied. "I go to the patio to clean and your husband say, 'You're in my way.' I go to the living room to clean and your son say, 'You're in my way.' So I'm in the family way and I quit."
