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Offline superdown

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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« on: January 28, 2009, 01:00:09 PM »
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the  United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These mostly Southern boys will be
Dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following fact s about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

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Re: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 01:06:49 PM »
Being from the South, I gotta say..................Thats's funny!!
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Re: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 01:12:00 PM »
With all the news being so dismal these days all I can say is THANKS for making me laugh!!! :) :D ;D
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Re: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 01:23:54 PM »
one mistake. you got to tell'um there is a limit of 5 a day. that way we feel good when we go over the limit. ;D
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Re: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 02:13:01 PM »
Long live the stars and bars
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Re: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 04:31:03 PM »
Having been born and bred in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS..Ain't it the Truth!
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Re: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 04:53:20 PM »
Hell, all they had to tell em was that ragheads was illegal to hunt!

Heard that about coon asses and mosquitos once.   ;D   



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