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Offline mirage1988

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Two ways to stop a ship from sinking
« on: February 10, 2009, 05:46:27 PM »
1) conservative method:
 everyone on board stuffs their extra clothes in the holes, grabs a bucket, and starts bailing.
2) liberal method:
 take the straw out of your martini, try to suck the ocean dry, and hope global warming takes care of the rest.

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