A friend had his house burglarized a couple of weeks ago. They didn't get in his gun safe, but he ended up losing some electronics and sporting equipment.
He was pretty mad about it (rightly so), and said he was going to have a sign made to put in his front window.
He just picked it up, and stopped by to show it to me. I'm still chuckling.
FREE BODY PEIRCINGS
BREAK INTO MY HOME FOR DETAILS
