Been waitin' for this....
Me: I can't believe I got my permit in only 3 days.
Wife: I thought you already had one.
Me: It expired and I had to re-apply.
Wife: Why? I thought you have a gun. Don't you already have a handgun?
Me: Yes, but its ONLY a 22.
HERE IT COMES
Wife: Then why do you need another one?
Me: I never had one before, I needed the 22 to learn how to shoot a handgun.
She went on about her business of picking up the house and so did I. Both of us deciding this was not the morning to take it further.
Well, now I will have to go into the whole deal about terminal ballistics and CCW and how you can't reload 22's and well, just any other things I can come up with to sell her on lookin' the other way while I buy another handgun.