so I drive 1200 miles through more Soy beans than God knew existed to make a date that RdFx set up and the bogger stands me up! What kind of way is that to treat a fellow? Anyhow! :x
I even went to huntin for him
checked in with Boggy 2 or 27 times
no RdFx. I says to Boggy (who by the way is a long haired cast back from the 70s for you guys who haint had the pleasure :eek: ) so what does RdFx look like when hes fixed up to be in public? Now Im gonna quote ole Boggy boy here, hes the ugliest guy here. That was a bunch of help, like pickin out the prettiest Playboy Bunny, it was. The ugliest at a national gathering of trappers, DANG! And most of them are bigger than the average fellow and look like theyd take the skin right off your back! Well needless to say I didnt enlist any help in pickin ugly. :oops:
Chet and I hung out at the Tapperman corner watchin for ole Rdfx
never saw him
and if we did we didnt recognize him as being any uglier than the rest. While we were there we ate a plate of roast pig and deep fried gator that the Tapperman crew was cookin. Word is that the moderators of that forum donated all the fixinis for the members
hint hint hint. :twisted:
Now, guess who else wasnt there
yep Asa. Came all that way to save freight on lure and no Asa. Had to buy it from Boggy rusty caps and all. hehehe.
Thats another thing when you fellows notice that Boggys got wet feet, BEAT a path out of there hes plain contrary! Man I pity them poor beaver. He caught me and Chet between a tarp and three tables and made us wash off all of his wares
every last stinkin 1 once bottle of Asas lure, 4302 conibear triggers, 27 yoho trowels, 47 pairs of long rubber gloves
kind you use to pregnancy test cows and 211 packages of various swivels and such. Next day he was a smiling and a grinning ear too ear turns out the cleanin we gave em made sales pick up but good.
Well anyhow Im back safe and sound in NM. Got my two bottles of Asas super catch every cat that walks within a 1/4 mile of the trap, lure and wont have to pay the US Post Office a cent
fooled them! :-D
Forgot one thing, I heard from what I figure are pretty reliable sources that there may be a shortage of urine this year (Coyote) and there is apparently little if any quality cat urine. Just passing one what I heard.