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Offline rockbilly

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Something to think about......
« on: April 23, 2009, 04:17:08 AM »
Good question.............. ::)


BUBBA HAS A QUESTION

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?'

'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.

'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'

'Sure is, Bubba.'

'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'

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'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?'

'That's right,' said the lawyer.' 'But why are you asking?'

'Well, I was thinkin...

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'

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Offline SHOOTALL

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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 08:02:23 AM »
they might counter ! the women that is !
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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 08:26:23 AM »
You never sleep with ugly women... You just wake up next to them ;D

Them darn beer goggles at work agin. :'(
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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 08:36:46 AM »
Nobody's ugly at 2 a.m.

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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 08:41:59 AM »
old buddy of mine ( much older ) said long ago he woke up next to a not so beautiful woman . He dressed as quiet as he could and started to slip out the hotel room , he decided to leave a few dollars for the room ( right ) as he opened the door another woman in the other bed sat up and said "WHAT NOTHING FOR THE BRIDESMAID ? "
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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 02:56:23 PM »
Quote from: petemi on April 23, 2009, 08:36:46 AM
Nobody's ugly at 2 a.m.

Pete

Wanna bet !!!! :-X
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Offline rockbilly

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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2009, 04:09:03 AM »
Like ole Willie Nelson says in one of his songs, "I ain't never went to bed with an ugly woman but I have sure woke up with a few." ::)
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Re: Something to think about......
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 05:11:35 AM »
If you guys would just go home with the one you brought to the dance, you wouldn't be having these problems. ;) Well, unless she was ugly to begin with. ;D
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