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Offline Questor

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What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« on: July 02, 2009, 09:00:17 PM »
Mortuary cosmeticians are used to dealing with corpses with damage to their faces, but it's gonna take some kinda talent to deal with Michael Jackson. Maybe they need a guy that works on mannequins instead of people. This has got to be the challenge of a lifetime for somebody in the profession.
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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 09:33:27 PM »
Black Spray Paint.   ::)

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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2009, 12:22:16 AM »
Quote from: Gun Runner on July 02, 2009, 09:33:27 PM
Black Spray Paint.   ::)

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glad you beat me to that one :o
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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 02:34:45 AM »
At 50 yrs. old the CRACKLE texture would be needed.   Jim
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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 05:18:36 AM »
I was thinking white spraypaint.
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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2009, 05:22:56 AM »
I think most of us would rather forget Michael Jackson. But some of you guys, just like the media, won't let it die. ::)

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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 05:25:30 AM »
PastorP he is worth a few more laughs.
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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 07:46:49 AM »
 a five gallon bucket of mortician wax and a putty knife can work wonders ;D
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Re: What's a mortuary cosmetician to do?
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 11:37:02 AM »
bondo, shoot a little clear coat, it'll be fine.
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