Senior Health Care
Our group was discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program
and we think we have a solution. You most likely have heard the ideas that
if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need
health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of
you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure,
diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After
all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
Here is our group's solution. When you turn 70, you are given a gun
and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives
from any state. Of course, you will be sent to prison (old folks home) where
you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care
you need. New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney,
lung, heart, or toe nail clipped? Well bring it on. And who'll be paying for
all of t his. The same government that just told us that we are too old for
health care. And, since you'll be a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.