Funny one-liners?

[Questor]

I like one-liners, especially in the rapid-fire delivery that Henny Youngman used to do. Got any good ones?

Four Mexicans in a leaking boat: Quattro Cinco

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

Why do husbands tend to die before their wives? Because they want to.

[williamlayton]

This story is like a dogs tail--you can make it as long or short as you want to.
If we all fell in love with the same woman it would be a heck of a fight.
I read the paper for entertainment--sure don't want to take it serious.
Blessings