Frank and his buddies were hanging out and
> > planning a 5-day golf
> > trip.
> > >
> > >
> > > Unfortunately, he had to tell them
> > that he couldn't go because his wife
> > wouldn't let him go.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > > After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed
> > home totally
> > frustrated.
> > The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the
> > Golf
> > Resort, they were
> > shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking
> > a
> > > beer, holding his putter!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > "How did you talk your wife into letting you come,
> > Frank?"
> > >
> > >
> >
> > > "I didn't have to," Frank replied.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Last
> > night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my
> > sorrows. Then,
> > my
> > wife sneaked up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
> > 'Surprise.
> > >
> >
> > >
> > > When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there
> > in a
> > beautiful
> > see-through negligee and said, 'Carry me into the
> > bedroom and tie
> > me to the bed,
> > =0
> > Aand you can do whatever you want.
> > >
> > > So
> > here I am . .
