Marsh: Yor fren Argus back agin - sorry, but I fergot sumptin. Hit's 'bout how lube werks. Lube, is lak a gun, doan do nutin by itself. Lube gotta be applied to werk. Sittin' inna tube er a can ain't gonna make it werk, hit's gotta be applied. Sumtymes ya'll gotta sqoze it in reel guud, sumtymes ya'll kin jes roll innit lak my dogs do an sumtymes ya'll gotta do it by hand. Betty dun tol me 'bout da las wun. Dat's jes to apply it.
How it werks is dat it lub-re-cates, dat's how hit werks, hit lub-re-cates. Hit makes things slick, lak snot onna greased doorknob, er Betty after haf a bottle ov mash. Dis ain't to suggest ya'll snot yer bores but dat mae hep too, par-tic-i-ler ifin ders lube init. An I wount suggest ya'll snot yer drawers either, though the lube oughta make dem werk better too, least dat's whut betty sez. An hit ain't nun o my bizness what ya'll do wif your drawers, doan wanna know, no.
Jes safe ta say dat de way lube werks is dat it lub-re-cates. Daz all. Diz be Argus, your fren. :-D