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Offline Sourdough

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The way things are.
« on: November 04, 2009, 06:39:42 PM »
 
Let  me see if I understand all this....
 
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH  KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD  LABOR.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY  YOU ARE DETAINED  INDEFINITELY.
IF  YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET  SHOT.

IF  YOU CROSS THE TURKISH BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE  REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!
 
BUT,  IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU  GET:
      A DRIVERS LICENSE
      A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
      WELFARE
      FOOD STAMPS
      AND.......
     FREE HEALTH CARE?
Oh  well sure.  That makes perfect  sense.
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Re: The way things are.
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 11:46:06 PM »
You can add free housing and education also.
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Re: The way things are.
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 11:50:04 PM »
Don't forget to include working for cash and not paying any income tax.
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Re: The way things are.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 11:59:22 PM »
don't know if i should laugh or cry at this one.
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Offline Dee

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Re: The way things are.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 12:31:18 AM »
Gosh Sourdough, that seems a little unfair doesn't it. Shouldn't they also get free housing? Wait a minute! They do! Never mind.
By the way if you cross the Mexican border, you get ROBBED, RAPED, AND THEN SHOT!
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Re: The way things are.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 12:48:40 AM »
Well now, and so then - shall we put Sourdough down as advocating that the US become more like North Korea, Afghanistan, Turkey, and... Iran???

Full disclosure: I like Mexican food.
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