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Post Turtle - Obama
« on: November 05, 2009, 02:41:53 PM »
Subject: Post Turtle

YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER's OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''..
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.
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Re: Post Turtle
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 03:40:28 PM »
Hilarious!!!
99% of all Lawyers give the other 1% a bad name. What I find hilarious about this is they are such an arrogant bunch, that they all think they are in the 1%.

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Re: Post Turtle - Obama
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 03:29:59 AM »
It kind of reminded me of the folks I grew up around. ;)
You learned early to pay attention to what they were saying.
Usually there was something worth pondering.
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