I'm sure you've heard of Mahatma Gandhi, who was a great spiritual leader in India. A few facts concerning Gandhi of which you may not be aware are that he was generally in poor health, walked over rough terrain without shoes and, due to his dietary habits, had bad breath. So, an apt description of him would be (I warned you this was corny): A super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
Two Eskimos were in a kayak in the dead of winter, when they suddenly found themselves surrounded by ice. In an effort to ward off the extreme cold, they lit a fire in their kayak, which promptly caught on fire and sunk, causing them to drown. The moral of the story: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I've done enough damage for one night.
