The last few posts remind me of a story:
A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson, that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of FFF black powder on his oatmeal
every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.
He left four children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great grandchildren, 10 great
great grandchildren and a 50 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.