lookin' through the web-news and 'bout messed my draws'. after all these years thinkin' ol' chuck was hangin' with his homies and tryin' to take all our guns it turns out he's really one of us
. yep, ol' chuck's a bone-afied pheasant hunter
. 'course the fact that he was courtin' the last vote him and his lib'ral buddies needed to try to ram their "health reform" had nothin' to do with it i'm sure
. thought y'all might need a good heart-warmin' story on this cold christmas night to go along with all them visions of sugar plums dancin' in your heads
. merry christmas neighbors and a prosperous new year to you all, bubba.