The ages of a man

[P.A. Myers]

Consistency in terms need to be established. This may add to clarity.
   MEN
0-1: baby
1-5: toddler
5-13: kid
13-18: teen
18-40: adult
40-50: mature adult
50-60: old fart
60-80: geezer
80+:  fossil [fossil status may occur earlier due to illness or injury]

There are many sub-catagories [fogey, redneck, graybeard, etc.]

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   WOMEN
0-80+: babe
women at any age may have 'biddy' status, they tend to be mature



I hope this helps the very difficult process of communicating.

[slim rem 7]

 you need redo that scale.. according to you im 2 years into the geezor time..
 i still call myself in the old fart period of time..
 to be honest ..i still have hrs  of the day when i feel like the full range of you scale..
 sometimes ima kid ,sometimes adult. a few times i get to feeling like a fossil. slim
 

[Questor]

Thanks for the clarification. I thought I was a geezer already. Looks like I've got several years of fart-dom to go before I attain that status.

[Dee]

I think I started my geezer status at about 19.

[nomosendero]

Consistency in terms need to be established. This may add to clarity.
   MEN
0-1: baby
1-5: toddler
5-13: kid
13-18: teen
18-40: adult
40-50: mature adult
50-60: old fart
60-80: geezer
80+:  fossil [fossil status may occur earlier due to illness or injury]

   WOMEN
0-80+: babe
women at any age may have 'biddy' status, they tend to be mature

There are many sub-catagories [fogey, redneck, graybeard, etc.]

I hope this helps the very difficult process of communicating.

I don't want to be around any Women that are called fogey, redneck or graybeard. I went to your profile to make sense of this & it sai you are in Cal. It is confusing out there isn't it?

Just kidding of course!!

[Skunk]

Not sure where I fit in the scale. There's no entry for Old Buzzard.

[P.A. Myers]

Old buzzard is a sub-catagory. If you are over sixty you are a geezer. There is such a thing as a gassy geezer. These classifications dont stop at the California border. They equally apply coast to coast, Sitka to Brownsville. They do NOT apply in Canada, they have this French problem. 

[Dee]

After determining the geographical origin of this scale, I am forced to WITHDRAW my pick of my location on the scale for fear of being part of the problems in that particular region.
I am therefore RESUMING MY CURRENT STATUS IN TEXAS AS A "NATIVE AMERICAN TURD".