This is just stupid enough, that it probably really happened ?
A couple went out for breakfast, and a sign over the counter stated "Senior Special" Two eggs, bacon, toast, hashbrowns, and coffee, $2.99
When the waitress came, his Wife said "I'll take the Special, but I don't want the eggs."
"In that case, I would have to charge you $3.49, because your order would be A La Carte'.
"You mean it would cost 50 cents extra if I don't take the eggs ?"
"Yes"
"OK, I'll have the Special."
"How do you want your eggs ?"
"Raw and in the shell."
She took them home and baked a cake.
