A woman goes into a pet shop and wants to buy a parrot. She sees one that she likes a lot and asks to buy it. The proprietor says "You don't want that parrot. You won't be happy with it" but the woman insists. It's just the right color to match some new furniture she has. The proprietor says "you won't be happy with that parrot. It grew up in a brothel."
The woman insists that she's a sophisticated modern woman and that she can deal with it. So reluctantly the proprietor sells her the parrot.
The woman gets the parrot home. When she walks into the room, the parrot says "Ooo! a new madame!"
The daughters come in and the parrot says "Ooo! New girls!"
The husband walks in and the parrot says "Hi Irv!"
