A Priest went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising around the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself
from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Priest watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the
bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of
their pickup truck The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Priest summoned all of the men
over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly
proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican
loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Priest drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
that guy?" "Dude, that was a Priest," another replied.
"He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't
know beans about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we
need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
