State of the Union Drinking Game:
Event Instructions Action
Obama says "let me be clear" Take a drink
Obama says "change isn't easy" Take a drink
Obama says "make no mistake" Take a drink
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so Take three drinks
Joe Wilson yells something Take a drink
Obama yells back Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" Take a drink, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Take a drink
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over-
Take three drinks
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" -
Take a drink carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" Take a drink, two if you believe him