The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.. She
called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny
quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo
of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him..
Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
(this is my favorite)
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes,
Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..'
