1) Frying overly crisp bacon
2) Baking cookies without enough chocolate chips in them
3) Stopping when the light turns yellow and there's plenty of time to make it through the intersection
4) Not returning a book borrowed from a friend
5) Driving a Pontiac Aztek
7) Calling in sick while not actually sick one day per year
Using verbal tics like ahh and umm and "you know" in more than 30% of sentences in a conversation
9) Painting their house vivid blue
10) Failing to have the wallet out, check mostly made out or cash in hand by the time they get up to the cashier at the supermarket.
1) I like very crispy bacon.
3) The law says you must stop if you can do so safely, but I have been known to step on the gas peddle instead of the break peddle when the light turns yellow.
7) I refer to these as 'mental health days'.
8} Umm, like, well, you know, I think, like, it's a requirement or something, you know, if like, you're, ahh, a teenage girl from, like, umm, California you know.
