I got this in an email today and thought you would enjoy it

[Two Bears]

- Awesome!Correct Phone Greeting

 
How ALL phones SHOULD be answered!   



GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE   UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 
.......


Press
'1' for English.

Press
'2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English 



And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ

And the  American Soldier.




One died for your soul, 


The other for your freedom.

[saddlebum]

 

[BBF]

That is politically so uncorrect!

Wait til you have to push 2 for English cause 1 will get you Espanol
Don't think it can happen? I called the Royal Bank(Canada) the other day and had to push 2 otherwise I would have gotten  French  

[Dee]

That is politically so uncorrect!

Wait til you have to push 2 for English cause 1 will get you Espanol
Don't think it can happen? I called the Royal Bank(Canada) the other day and had to push 2 otherwise I would have gotten  French  

From what I hear, it may not be too much longer before you'll be gettin Arabic instead of French.

[Drilling Man]

  I saw on Canadian television, that the fastest growing laungage in Canada, is Cantonese.

  DM

[Dee]

So your sayin China has a bigger foot hold in Canada than the muslim? I thought I read, or heard, the Canadian government were givin sanctuary to some pretty radical muslims, and their population and culture was really takin hold.

[Drilling Man]

  The show was about jobs in Canada, and how to get hired, especially those up and coming kids.  They said, if two folks show up for a job, the one that can speak two languages would get hired EVERY time, and the fastest growing language in Canada, is Cantonese.

  DM

[bilmac]

This is how statistics lie. If there were 100 chinamen in Canada in 2009 and 200 in 2010, there was 100% growth in one year.

[BBF]

LOL Dee
The French( Quebec) will always get a bigger piece of the pie then any other group, that is enshrined in what goes as the Canadian Constitution. That bunch of malcontends is talking seperation again, IMO  last year would have been not soon enough for me.
The outcome of the race between the Arabs, East Indians, Chinese,Latinos from various countries and a bunch of Africans types isn't decided. Haitians are in great demand at this time., especially since our GG is sort of related with them
Depending in what part of Canada you are, one or two are ahead of the others.

I got my US paperwork handy, now I'm waiting to see what you all are going to do with the present bunch of criminals in DC.

[Dee]

There is a good chance the answer to our predicament is NOTHING. Everyone seems more willing to TRADE than get rid of, but we shall see. If you come down it will be nice to know that SOMETIMES immigrants want freedom FROM government, and speak English.