A tough old cowboy from South Texas counceled his Grandson, that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religously, until his death at the age of 103.
He left behind 8 children, 41 grandchildren, 63 great grandchildren, 19 great - great grandchildren, and a 15 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.