Douglas: Yep 88. I've been married to her for 44 years and she's been married to me for 44. 44 plus 44 equals 88.
John: When am I going to learn not to take the bait on these casts?
Douglas: It wasn't bait...when you have been married for 44 years you tend to look at things a bit different. When we got married, I never even consider I would live to age 44 let alone be married that long..
Douglas,
I think that I'm going to take a pass on the idea of saying to my wife: Happy anniversary dear, you know we've been married for so long that sometimes it feels like
Moses officiated at our wedding. For obvious reasons, the first of which is that I don't look good in bandages.