While you or yours are being groped by the TSA

[wreckhog]

What if you fart?

[magooch]

What happens might depend on exactly how you do it.  A loud blast might get you arrested for detonating an explosive device.  A silent release would also be a cause for police action.  A squeeze out might get a chuckle and a quick hustle through the system.

[quasne.inc]

Take miralax every day for three days before and you will be passed over quickly.

[gstewart44]

I know the next time I fly I  will be wearing a pair of gym shorts, sandals, and a tank top through security and I won't be getting any radiation from the scanner.      I will not interfere with the TSA agent performing his mandating duties but I will describe in loud detail to anyone within earshot of what this legalized groping is like.     Oh yeah I think I'll load up on some pinto beans the night before.   Just to prove that I'm not hiding anything inside....

[wreckhog]

There was an episode of Jon Stewart where Samantha B wanted to see what it was like to be perceived as having a porn star bod (male of course). With her 13.5" addition, she wandered about in bicycle shorts.

[powderman]

If you choose to fly the rules are few.
You won't see Paris,
you won't see France,
Til tsa sees your underpants.
Be sure and thank a muslim. POWDERMAN.