turpentine

[GRIMJIM]

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles......
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine....
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby....
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's rearend, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!!!!!!

[CannonKrazy]

I can vouch for that. When I was a kid my father told me to wipe some turpintine on my lil wee wang to get rid of red bugs. Don't remember passing no motorcycles but I sure remember making a mad dash for the bath tub. My father and older brothers sure got a good laugh. I peeled skin for several days.

[Land_Owner]

Sure glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.  I'd of spit it on the screen.  Good one!!!

[powderman]

When we were kids growing up in ILL my cousin found a btl of whiskey that Uncle Bill kept in the barn for medicinal use with sheep. He filled a syringe and stuck in a cats mouth  and filled the cat up. It made 3 trips around a big blue spruce tree and fell dead. POWDERMAN.