Stamp Malfunction
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> The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President
Obama on
>it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to
envelopes.
>This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a
month of
>testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special
Presidential
>commission presented the following findings:
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> 1. The stamp is in perfect order.
> 2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
> 3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.
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