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Offline GRIMJIM

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tsa stats
« on: January 10, 2011, 12:23:15 PM »
Year to date statistics regarding the new airport passenger screening procedures from the TSA Section of the Department of Homeland Security:
 
Terriorist Plots Discovered               0
Transvestites                                     133
Hernias                                           1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                         3,172
Enlarged Prostates                        8,249
Breast Implants                             59,351
Natural Blondes                             3
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Re: tsa stats
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 12:41:36 PM »
Oh Man!  The hair dressers are gonna like those stats.
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Re: tsa stats
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 08:24:08 AM »
Maybe someone from the TSA will finally spill the beans as to whether Lady Gaga is actully a lady or not...

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