Qualities of a Redneck

[P.A. Myers]

Durin 1/2 time of the game the grandkids went out back and shot each other with paint balls. The guy next door commented that was a really redneck thing to do. I have never been so proud.

P.A. [yes, I do have 2 middle names]   

[billy_56081]

Redneck, I resemble that remark. Proud Veteran Patriotic American Redneck.

[lakota]

Durin 1/2 time of the game the grandkids went out back and shot each other with paint balls. The guy next door commented that was a really redneck thing to do. I have never been so proud.

P.A. [yes, I do have 2 middle names]

That sounds waaaaaaay more entertaining than the garbage they called a half time show at the game!

[spikehorn]

Ifin its ya cousin, ya aint suposed to kiss dem on the lips, unless ya momma tells ya that your daddy aint really your daddy.

In upstate NY by the Canadian border, we consider a redneck to be a hard working, honest helpfull neighbor or stranger with the same qualities. Always willing to help. Will get out of bed at 2 in the morning to pick up a friend who has broke down.  True friends.

  The Hermit

A+ with the Hermit and the one thing I would add is the quallity that I am who I am and I live my life to no one else expectations.

[powderman]

HEH. My nephew got our of the army, he was a ranger. His brother and friends kept after him to go paintballing with them. After a lot of coaxing and teasing he agreed. He killed them all and was invited NOT to play anymore. POWDERMAN.